googlepirate:

keeping the streets safe

“Welcome to my home. I’ll take you on a guided tour.”

Now it’s time for RETRIBUTION. 

andrysb24:

when we went to see Jurassic Park in 3-D my sister leaned over to me and whispered, “the raptor bride is coming up”

inmethewishmaster:

Dave STAHP! ;w;

growlithed:

i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle

myheartbleedsfortea:

Emilie Autumn Albums Part I (Including the spoken word album ‘Your Sugar Sits Untouched’